sausage, pepper,s onions, rice, asparagus

Wordful Wednesday: This, That, Everything, and Nothing

I don’t have much going on right now. It’s getting cold, all the candy is gone, stores are already decked out for Christmas, so screw your turkey. I moved offices recently and while I’ve started to believe that the mouse at home is gone, it is clearly a problem at work. The paranoia I feel at home is only heightened here. I sit with my feet in the chair. A coworker opened his drawer and SAW A MOUSE NIBBLING HIS REESE’S CUP. Workers came around to put down traps and the next morning he heard the one in his cabinet go off. I asked about mental hazard pay (and potentially physical hazard pay because come on, I’m no contortionist; my legs can’t stay like this all day). I asked whether grief counselors would be on hand and whether there would be an open casket. And I may have yelled Jesus be a dustpan, I’m not sure.

This is what I looked like when I was told about the in-drawer sighting.


At work, there’s a cool elevator that is glass. While it’s cool, it’s also creepy as hell and I find myself thinking I DON’T NEED TO SEE THE CABLE WHEN IT POPS.




 Here are some things we ate this week:



sausage, pepper,s onions, rice, asparagus

sausage, peppers, onions, rice, asparagus




turkey burger with cheese over rice with onions, mushrooms, avocado

And that’s all I got. Let’s hope Thursday is more interesting.

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